About Jane Fonda.

[Captain O]

About the old Leftist fossil that's known as Jane Fonda:

1. Someone should tell her that Lip Gloss will not conceal oral hemorrhoids.
2. The skin remaining after her last facelift would make a nice lampshade.
3. Screaming about the fraud known as "Man-Made Climate Change" will not make her any more relevant
4. The last time I saw cheeks like hers, they were on an AKC prize-winning basset hound.
5. The Home For The Terminally Bewildered called to notify her that she left her psychotropic medications next to her bed.
6. The parking meter that takes pennies at the head of her bed needs to be renovated, and the bowl of condoms at the head of her bed needs refilling.
7. The tapeworm she brought back from her last visit to Vietnam is celebrating its 50th birthday. A nice card would be appropriate.
8. Her effort to be seen as "socially relevant" is about as effective as a vial of 90-year-old penicillin.
9. Her career is about as viable as a new venture would be for Elanor Roosevelt.

[SHOOTER13]

The target(s) in the local VFW urinal(s)...





...nuff said !!



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[Spudmeister]

About the old Leftist fossil that's known as Jane Fonda:

1. Someone should tell her that Lip Gloss will not conceal oral hemorrhoids.
2. The skin remaining after her last facelift would make a nice lampshade.
3. Screaming about the fraud known as "Man-Made Climate Change" will not make her any more relevant
4. The last time I saw cheeks like hers, they were on an AKC prize-winning basset hound.
5. The Home For The Terminally Bewildered called to notify her that she left her psychotropic medications next to her bed.
6. The parking meter that takes pennies at the head of her bed needs to be renovated, and the bowl of condoms at the head of her bed needs refilling.
7. The tapeworm she brought back from her last visit to Vietnam is celebrating its 50th birthday. A nice card would be appropriate.
8. Her effort to be seen as "socially relevant" is about as effective as a vial of 90-year-old penicillin.
9. Her career is about as viable as a new venture would be for Elanor Roosevelt.

Dear Captain,

I'm 65 and remember Jane's antics during the Vietnam war. You are too kind in your description of her.  Besides... you have only covered her finer points.  She is much dirtier, lower and more traitorous than almost anybody.  Good men died because of her.

[Captain O]

I was sworn into the Navy on 7/19/1973. (I missed being shipped off to Vietnam by about seven months). Yes, she is a filthy, rotten, Maoist, biotch. She has been a waste of food, water, and shelter for over 61 years. (She is currently 81 years of age).

What a poor example of a Carbon life form she turned out to be. Someday she'll do the world a favor and assume room temperature. 

[dryflash]

Can you imagine the line of vets waiting to piss on her grave?

Only one that would be close would be hiterly's.

[Cherokeetracker]

Not a thing will be done about her or others that are guilty of treason and or sedition. Until we can get laws changed to be more clear, and hopefully not have to deal with a liberal judges interpretation of said laws.

[jiminthe burg]

This is old and probably some of you have read this before but I will post it anyway. I think I have all the basic details correct.
Jane and Ted went into a very exclusive restaurant in Montana, I think, and Hanoi Jane became incensed when she was told she would have to wait or could not be seated because she did not have a reservation. She asked very loudly, do you know who I am?  At some point the owner approached  and told her that he knew exactly who she was and she would not be seated this night or any other night as long as he was around. Turns out that the owner was a vietnam vet.

[Redneck]

She's not only a waste of food, water and shelter. The oxygen she's consumed could have been put to better use by composting animal manure into useful garden nutrients.

[10_fan]

"  :OH WOW MAN IS THAT A WHORE MOVIE?"