Area 51 Kit in Support of the Efforts to Help Save the Aliens

[boomstick1]

OpticsPlanet.com the leading online destination for technical and high-performance gear, announced the release of their exclusive OPMOD Area 51 Kit, the perfect kit for those wishing to tactically save the captive Aliens in Area 51

https://www.opticsplanet.com/area-51-kit.html

[blaster]

WTF?

[Keiichi]

$9171.76

Estimated to ship within 2-4 months.

"*Please note that we absolutely do not recommend raiding one of the most highly guarded government bases in the nation. However, we do recommend checking out the cool products here that have several practical uses outside of trying to free unknown alien beings that are probably at the REAL secret base, not the Area 51 decoy base.*"

lol

The descriptions are top notch April 1 prank stuff.