Sprinkles

[The_Shadow]

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female
neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to
sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this
religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30
grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and
a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be. 

[Captain O]

Now that's funny!