An old French woman found Aladdin's lamp in an alley.

[Captain O]

She was 98 years old, she was aged and frail. Upon rubbing the lamp the genie prepared to grant her the traditional three wishes. The genie informed her that he couldn't give her back her youth, but he could do nearly anything else.

First, wanted a final "night on the town". Secondly, she wanted a dress any woman would envy. Last, but not least, she wanted her cat, Claude, turned into a young Adonis. After a night of dining, dancing and revelry, Claude escorted her into her bed chamber. As she lay on the bed, she called to her escort, "Come to me, Claude!" Claude admired his own physique in the mirror. Again, she called, "Claude, come to me!" Claude kept on admiring his reflection in the looking glass. Exasperated, she asked, "Why don't you make love to me Claude?" To which he turned to her and replied, "Madame, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?'"