I Find This Disturbing

Started by gandog56, May 21 2015 11:43:44 AM MDT

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gandog56

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, about 68 years ago, numerous witnesses
claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
Some people think I'm paranoid because I have so many guns. With all my guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

Wolfie

This worries as much as the Texas takeover by Obama.

Buckeye 50

Oh my God! The alien hybrid/breeding project was REAL!!  :o :o :o All pricks - how did this happen to a perfectly good country - I mean, all of these nozzles born in the same year?

Pat
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."

John F. Kennedy

gandog56

Quote from: Buckeye 50 on May 21 2015 06:21:05 PM MDT
Oh my God! The alien hybrid/breeding project was REAL!!  :o :o :o All pricks - how did this happen to a perfectly good country - I mean, all of these nozzles born in the same year?

Pat

Not just the same year, the same MONTH!
Some people think I'm paranoid because I have so many guns. With all my guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

SHOOT1SAM

gandog,

That is baaaaaadddd (say it like a lamb).

Sam

Geeman

If there is alien DNA in there, that makes the superior intelligence those outside our world suspect at best.

Greg

Pablo

Quote from: gandog56 on May 21 2015 11:43:44 AM MDT
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, about 68 years ago, numerous witnesses
claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

They are ALL terrible people. That is a pretty interesting and disturbing coincidence!!

Except Obama's dad was born in 1936. I didn't check on the rest of the tyrannical gun haters.

Hunter

Best one I have heard in a long time.
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Captain O

Ive found better specimens growing on food in my refrigerator!

Yep, that's disturbing all right.
Captain O

"The Administration of Justice should be tempered by mercy, but mercy should never interfere with the true Administration of Justice".- Captain O

"Living well is the best revenge". - George Herbert

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