You might have enough ammo...

[The_Shadow]

You might have enough ammo...
Saw this on another forum and thought I'd share it here.

You might have enough ammo if... your ammo stash has fallen through the floor.
You might have enough ammo if... you don't worry about thieves with pickup trucks or sedans, as it would require a forklift and semi trailer to make a dent in your stash
You might have enough ammo if... you can scientifically measure the gravitational distortion of your ammo stash
You might have enough ammo if... hikers that get lost near your property have shown up because their compass is attracted to your supply of steel cased ammo
You might have enough ammo if... you have to use scientific notation when calculating your ammo supply
You might have enough ammo if... you have built a separate structure just to store your ammo, and now are looking at building a new warehouse
You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammo than residents in your country
You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammo than residents in your state
You might have enough ammo if... at your current rate of consumption, it will take longer for you and your heirs to exhaust your ammo supply than for the sun to go nova
You might have enough ammo if... at some point in time you have ever misplaced more ammunition than your gun store usually stocks
You might have enough ammo if... your current supply of firearms and spare barrels would wear out long before your ammo supply would
You might have enough ammo if... at current prices you could trade your ammo for a nice four bedroom house
You might have enough ammo if... you have more rounds of ammunition that the number of minutes you have been alive
You might have enough ammo if... you're not too worried about market fluctuations, but if you dumped your ammo on the market at all once the market prices would collapse
You might have enough ammo if... you've ever considered using your ammo cans to build a domicile to live inside - and it would be larger than your current home
You might have enough ammo if... you own more ammo cans than cans of food
You might have enough ammo if... you could supply the ammo needs of an 80's action movie and not even notice a decrease in your stash
You might have enough ammo if... you consider your ammo stash as a hedge fund in metal commodities, and it has outperformed the market for at least a decade
You might have enough ammo if... if the SHTF you could supply a brigade sized defense force and still have enough left over for recreational shooting
You might have enough ammo if... NATO is considering giving you membership as an ally
You might have enough ammo if... NATO is concerned about you as a potential enemy
You might have enough ammo if... a keyhole satellite is tasked with monitoring your ammo dump
You might have enough ammo if... you've ever considered building a monument out of your spent brass as you don't really need to reload it
You might have enough ammo if... moving your ammo supply could result in a polar shift
You might have enough ammo if... fire scares you, and should scare everyone with 10 miles of you if only they knew
You might have enough ammo if... the amount of propellant stored in your ammo stash could launch a VW into low earth orbit
You might have enough ammo if... you have positioned your ammo cans in such a way as to provide lead shielding against a potential nuclear strike and you've calculated that you would be better shielded than those in government bunkers
You might have enough ammo if... the EPA would open a case against you for major damage to the environment if you were ever shoot your entire supply within 5 miles of a river or lake
You might have enough ammo if... you could build a two story ammo fort
You might have enough ammo if... the fed tried a buy back program on ammo you would bankrupt the government
You might have enough ammo if... your personal ammo dump is considered a strategic reserve and is included in DoD planning documents
You might have enough ammo if... a collapse of part of your ammo dump caused the USGS to issue an earthquake and/or tsunami alert
You might have enough ammo if... moving your ammo supply across country would cost more money than you made in the past 5 years

[DenStinett]

Too funny