Aunt Selma was a matron at a movie house for 40 years.

Started by Captain O, October 04 2019 01:12:29 PM MDT

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One day after the picture had finished she walked down the aisle to see a man splayed out bodily over the seats. She said "What do you think you're doing? You can't conduct yourself like that in a movie house! Where did you come from?" The groaning man replied, "From the balcony."
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