"Porch Pirates". (He wrapped his garbage in an old Amazon delivery box and left it where it could be easily "carted off").
Problem solved. :)) :D :P
Haha that's actually pretty funny. I've gotta try this!
Receive package, open without destroying the appearance, remove what you purchased, fill with household garbage and used kitty litter, seal back up so it looks like it's never been opened, remove your shipping label and then 'gift' to a porch thief.