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Title: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: Captain O on April 20 2017 06:56:04 PM MDT
That's the one where you eat a healthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but you carry a handful of Purina Dog Chow kibbles in a plastic bag in your jacket pocket. (You eat a kibble or two when you're hungry on between meals).

Everything went well for the first three weeks until I was nearly hit by a School Bus while I was pissing on a fire hydrant!  :o
Title: Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: pacapcop on April 20 2017 07:33:45 PM MDT
Well, at least it's Diet. Weight conscious.
Title: Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: CurtisM on April 20 2017 08:03:13 PM MDT
That went in a different direction than I thought it would.  Figured you would of been run over when setting in the road licking your backside when the car hit you. 8)
Title: Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: Captain O on April 21 2017 06:52:18 PM MDT
One neighbor threatened to shoot me for baying at the moon at 3:30 a.m.  :o
Title: Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: Olgo on July 02 2017 05:28:37 AM MDT
The ladies didn't like me sniffing their hinnies.  ;D
Title: Re: I actually tried the Purina Dog Food diet.
Post by: Pablo on July 02 2017 09:49:24 AM MDT
Take a dump in my yard and I'll pellet your scruffy ass.