That's the one where you eat a healthy breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but you carry a handful of Purina Dog Chow kibbles in a plastic bag in your jacket pocket. (You eat a kibble or two when you're hungry on between meals).
Everything went well for the first three weeks until I was nearly hit by a School Bus while I was pissing on a fire hydrant! :o
Well, at least it's Diet. Weight conscious.
That went in a different direction than I thought it would. Figured you would of been run over when setting in the road licking your backside when the car hit you. 8)
One neighbor threatened to shoot me for baying at the moon at 3:30 a.m. :o
The ladies didn't like me sniffing their hinnies. ;D
Take a dump in my yard and I'll pellet your scruffy ass.