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Anything But Guns => Off topic area => Topic started by: gandog56 on May 21 2015 11:43:44 AM MDT

Title: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: gandog56 on May 21 2015 11:43:44 AM MDT
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, about 68 years ago, numerous witnesses
claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Wolfie on May 21 2015 03:14:17 PM MDT
This worries as much as the Texas takeover by Obama.
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Buckeye 50 on May 21 2015 06:21:05 PM MDT
Oh my God! The alien hybrid/breeding project was REAL!!  :o :o :o All pricks - how did this happen to a perfectly good country - I mean, all of these nozzles born in the same year?

Pat
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: gandog56 on May 21 2015 07:18:07 PM MDT
Quote from: Buckeye 50 on May 21 2015 06:21:05 PM MDT
Oh my God! The alien hybrid/breeding project was REAL!!  :o :o :o All pricks - how did this happen to a perfectly good country - I mean, all of these nozzles born in the same year?

Pat

Not just the same year, the same MONTH!
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: SHOOT1SAM on May 21 2015 09:59:56 PM MDT
gandog,

That is baaaaaadddd (say it like a lamb).

Sam
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Geeman on May 22 2015 05:43:10 AM MDT
If there is alien DNA in there, that makes the superior intelligence those outside our world suspect at best.

Greg
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Pablo on May 22 2015 11:03:00 PM MDT
Quote from: gandog56 on May 21 2015 11:43:44 AM MDT
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, about 68 years ago, numerous witnesses
claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

They are ALL terrible people. That is a pretty interesting and disturbing coincidence!!

Except Obama's dad was born in 1936. I didn't check on the rest of the tyrannical gun haters.
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Hunter on May 28 2015 10:10:23 PM MDT
Best one I have heard in a long time.
Title: Re: I Find This Disturbing
Post by: Captain O on October 10 2015 08:54:44 AM MDT
Ive found better specimens growing on food in my refrigerator!

Yep, that's disturbing all right.